A day starts like a ballistic missile. There is little you can do to change the course due to a variety of habits. And then in those rare occasions it just blows up. To make matters worse the remaining parts of this missile fall on your house.
Amongst that fire I discovered that Google Assistant cannot be disabled on your kids’ Android accounts (secondary to the parent ones). It’s like we’re in the old Microsoft days when apps get baked in. Furthermore, there is no real way to block explicit content. There you go kid, a semi-restricted account where assistant will show you some pictures that make your dad cry.